stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(via elixiroverdose)


assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via nicktoonsunite)


au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama: Who am I?
FDR: You are the president
Obama: I dont know what that is
Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
-Washington Appears-
Obama: Are you freedom?
Washington: No, but I can help you find her
Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

(via sherbies)


official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

(via sherbies)




(via tastysynapse)


(via sailorleo)


open rp

merp-senpai:

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

It couldn’t’ve gone any better

(via piranhas-club)



(via sherbies)



unmarvel:

On my way to get your man

unmarvel:

On my way to get your man


surprisebitch:

dundermilfflin:


bitch-pudding:


yallarebrutalizingme:


This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.


pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift


no its becky

surprisebitch:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

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(via piranhas-club)